ARTHUR CONAN KRANZ
"Where are we Vex?"
"A place called Sogeri. The wildlife is unique and the climate somewhat more pleasant than the coast".
They travelled on a few more miles and stopped to make camp.
Watson - "Holmes, there is a strange foreboding feel to this place. What do you think?"
Holmes - "Watson I fear we may have stumbled across a place of great future importance, although my inner sense leads me to shudder when thinking about this track. There is pain and misery and desperation awaiting some poor souls."
Watson - "I should think so. Just look at the soles of my boots!"
Holmes - "Better turn in now, my old friend, we have some hard days slog ahead. Did you bring your trusty service revolver? I fear we may have need of it."
And so the small party trudged on, making their weary way to the small hamlet known as Kokoda.
Watson - "Holmes! I've been attacked by a giant slimy creature! Luckily my good friend Vex knew how to deal with it."
Holmes - "I see you have made acquaintance with the Kinabalu giant red leech, not normally found in these parts. That is interesting. Can you please preserve it in a jar of formaldehyde? I may have occasion to write a scientific paper about it."
Watson - "Holmes, it attacked me! Damned if I'm going to preserve it. It's repulsive!"
Vex - "Be quiet you two. There are tribes in this area known to cannibals! And we hear strange noises in the jungle ahead!"
Holmes - "But Vex it is merely the welcoming sound of kundu drums if I'm not mistaken. They are announcing we are welcome to the next village where they have slaughtered a pig and prepared a meal for us! Come, we have not a mumu to lose!"