PETER CONAN KRANZ
Great bounding Baskerville hounds of hell and malevolent marauding muruks! My researches in the gloomy depths of Das Bundesarchiv has revealed another amazing episode of Sherlock Holmes' adventures in New Guinea!
A shadowy figure emerged just as a hundred fierce warriors jumped from the darkness, menacing the great detective and his little party.
"Moriarty, you have us at a disadvantage. What do you expect us to do?"
"Why Holmes," murmured Moriarty, stroking the tame cuscus cradled in his arm. "I expect you to die!"
As quick as lightning Salome grabbed a hanging vine, untangled her feathers and appeared behind Moriarty holding a razor sharp bush knife.
“Unga, ungera, wailo wei! Yu noken bagarapim wantok bilon mi!" she shrieked, holding the knife to the villain’s quivering throat. "Rausim! Rausim ol dispela raskol nau!"
Begins in PNG Attitude Saturday.... and Happy Valentines to all our readers